crazy things you hear in law school

That is the sort of crap everyone was saying about their product.

The guy that was whining because he was not on a best seller.

Probably some of you just sent that, or Facebook status.

Here is your birth certificate and calf, if you loose your calf you loose your citizenship (talking about Texas)

Throw the libelous book at each other

The aliens came down and hung him, is unreasonable

They weren't debt cards, I feel like I am talking about the caveman days.

If you act recklessly you'll have to pay for what you break. (seems like common sense to me)

Local ingredients, we want to know the name of the pig.  He did happy and wanted to be put on top of a pizza, so we honored his wish.

BS detector goes off - been shopping?

Thrusting yourself into the public vortex

Remember when...

More great quotes from my lawyer professors

The talk of China today used to be what was said about the South, from the people in the North East.

Remember when this country used to manufacture things?

Remember when there was employment in this country?

You get the value of things that are not normally on the legal market.

I sound like the 1st Wall Street "Greed is Good!"

It is the most clickish, cut throat business.  They have vanished from the face of the Earth, if you try to follow the person who cuts your hair to a new location.

"You see me rollin'"

You'll never be disappointed by having a low opinion of human behavior

more crazy things my law professor says

It is a big fat hairy deal when you break your promise to marry

There is no crying in contracts, except in a couple big exceptions

"It is a one way street, dudes cannot be seduced."

Crazy things my law professors say

"Bitch stole my dentist."

"The parade of little horribles."

"Bump and sue."

"Tab A, slot B"

Finals Fast Approaching

Finals are fast approaching, assignments are due in just a few short days, and my stress level is going up faster than a rocket.  I have really tried to relax and have fun this semester, sometimes I feel like I have been able to do that, and days like this morning I feel like I am sinking in cases.  I have been keeping up with flashcards as the chapters and ideas are completed in class.  I am working on having fun with friends outside of class, I make plans ahead of time and really schedule in fun, but at least I am having fun.  Last  weekend I got in a shadowboxing class, that was great stress relief.  I miss shooting with my bow and arrow, but the weather has not really allowed it.  I am exercising (meaning walking mostly) more, in hopes that it will help with my stress level.  But, right now as I type this I just keep thinking you have a paper due in 3 days and finals start in a week you need to be proofing the paper instead of letting your thoughts ramble out and you need to start taking the practice tests, and continue studying the flashcards.  I am starting to like Quizlet to help me study flashcards at work and just typing the information has been helpful sometimes.  I have been told this will be handy in 4 years when I have to take the bar - but right now I am just concerned with staying above a C average and not being kicked out of law school.  I have no idea how I will do, but I need to go study to make sure I do the best I can.  Isn't that what we tell kids, just do the best you can, that is all we want out of you.  Why does that change when you become an adult?

Happy Easter

Easter weekend has been a mix between relaxing fun and starting to prepare for finals.  I have about 3 weeks of classes left, so I have started getting my flash cards ready and study material together.  It has been nice to be with friends and family during meals, but because of plans scheduled for the next several weekends I need to start preparing now. I have started to realize that while I squeeze in scheduled fun I am cramming in studying and school work everywhere I can.  My hope for a fun life, while attending law school is difficult.

Spring has sprung

Spring has sprung, with the spring semester in full bloom.  Mid-terms are over, I got my grades back - looks like I will be staying in law school for a little while longer.  I had to register for summer class, got into two of the classes I wanted, but missed out on one I really wanted.  I had to register for fall classes, but I don't really have a say in what I take so I don't know why they made me register.  I have decided I will not let Law School take all the fun out of my life.  I have started taking my one night off from classes and doing a variety of different activities so that I get exercise and relax.  I will be attempting to do a 5k this fall, and I am think if I start practicing now I will successful be able to jog/walk it.  I am determined that sitting in classes for 3+ hours 3 nights a week for the next four years will not be a bad thing for my body.  Anyone out there have ideas on how to help my keep my energy up? my weight down? all while stuck in classes.

6 word story for my day:
Woke up, job, school, now sleepy.