Why I need to keep having fun in law school

When you stop doing things for fun, you might as well be dead. - Hemingway

Inspirational Quote

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. " ( Ralph Waldo Emerson)

good quotes of the day

If you are smelling worse you are buying the wrong perfume.

It is like the big AKC name, and they call him Bud.  You need the big long name and the call name.

I want to be on the side of the consumer, it is like being on the side of the angels

Vaseline tried to fight the good fight.

crazy things you hear in law school

That is the sort of crap everyone was saying about their product.

The guy that was whining because he was not on a best seller.

Probably some of you just sent that, or Facebook status.

Here is your birth certificate and calf, if you loose your calf you loose your citizenship (talking about Texas)

Throw the libelous book at each other

The aliens came down and hung him, is unreasonable

They weren't debt cards, I feel like I am talking about the caveman days.

If you act recklessly you'll have to pay for what you break. (seems like common sense to me)

Local ingredients, we want to know the name of the pig.  He did happy and wanted to be put on top of a pizza, so we honored his wish.

BS detector goes off - been shopping?

Thrusting yourself into the public vortex

Remember when...

More great quotes from my lawyer professors

The talk of China today used to be what was said about the South, from the people in the North East.

Remember when this country used to manufacture things?

Remember when there was employment in this country?

You get the value of things that are not normally on the legal market.

I sound like the 1st Wall Street "Greed is Good!"

It is the most clickish, cut throat business.  They have vanished from the face of the Earth, if you try to follow the person who cuts your hair to a new location.

"You see me rollin'"

You'll never be disappointed by having a low opinion of human behavior

more crazy things my law professor says

It is a big fat hairy deal when you break your promise to marry

There is no crying in contracts, except in a couple big exceptions

"It is a one way street, dudes cannot be seduced."

Crazy things my law professors say

"Bitch stole my dentist."

"The parade of little horribles."

"Bump and sue."

"Tab A, slot B"